Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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