I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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