This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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