Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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