do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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