Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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