My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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