College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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