in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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