So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
she looked like the before picture.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
