lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
