People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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