hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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