Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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