Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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