No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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