Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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