Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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