hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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