Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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