So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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