is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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