i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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