Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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