My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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