Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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