did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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