hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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