Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just found puke in my bra..
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
