i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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