yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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