No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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