what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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