I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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