I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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