WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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