but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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