YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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