After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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