I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
