glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
