idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize