SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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