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(202): View more from Washington, DC

My first STD was from a foam party

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(318): View more from Louisiana

i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy

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(516): View more from New York

you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed

(603): View more from New Hampshire

well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.

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(563): View more from Iowa

whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.

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(708): View more from Illinois

My lips are sealed. Both pairs.

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(813): View more from Florida

no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything

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(269): View more from Michigan

the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.

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