just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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