I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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