And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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