I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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