I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I think my moral compass just broke
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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