Can Purell be used as lube?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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