You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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