I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Everyone says I win the strip club
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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