Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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