is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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